Monkeyman has entered.
Myrth: Hello, Monkeyman.
ahmoacah: Hi Monkey.
Rivikah: the music was alright...but they should shut up.
nomie: Hey Monkey!
nomie: Looks like you are a L00SER MONKEH
Monkeyman: I totally won. ahmoacah just refuses to acknowledge this fact.
Monkeyman: ;-p
ahmoacah: I what?
wintermute: Monkey!
wintermute: Sosi told us all about the Monkeylove :)
Monkeyman: 'Lo, wm. Go ahead -- ask the inevitable question(s).
* ahmoacah looks at the web site: ship my music! Ship my music!
Monkeyman: Oh, I see. You don't need to ask, for you feel informed.
ahmoacah: I feel informative.
Monkeyman: I feel informal.
* wintermute nearly typoed "Monkeylobe".
wintermute: Which would be a different thing altogther.
ahmoacah: Whoa!
* Ciaran unidles.
ahmoacah: Now THAT is an odd sort of flirting... inspecting lobes?
* Monkeyman gives up and heaps more fuel on the fire.
Monkeyman: I was naked in Sosi's house no less than four times.
ahmoacah: *gasp*!
Rivikah: how long were you there for?
Rivikah: and how long on average did you stay naked?
wintermute: And how many other people were in the room at the time?
Monkeyman: Aw, you all take the fun out of this.
Rivikah: on average?
wintermute: Monkey: Just Sosi, then?
Monkeyman: I was there for four days, average naked time was probably about fifteen minutes, and there were no other people in the room any of the four times.
Rivikah: What was the average distance between you and Sosi during your stay at the Sosi house?
Monkeyman: So on average, zero.
* wintermute tries not to imagine a Nekkid Monkey Dance.
ahmoacah: WOW a DISTANCE OF ZERO
Monkeyman: Average distance? Hmm. Weighted by time... Probably five to fifteen feet.
Monkeyman: Linear feet.
Ciaran: I need to go...
ChrisA: Bye!
Rivikah: what if we remove all the time when you were asleep?
Monkeyman: I hope somebody is logging all this to embarrass Sosi with later.
Rivikah: I'm not
* nomie could.
nomie: It's on the clipboard.
* wintermute is now.
Ciaran: Byeees all.
Ciaran has left.
Monkeyman: Riv: That would probably take it down to about five feet. Actually, five feet was way too low for the sleepy average, I think.
Selah has entered.
Myrth: Hello, Selah.
Selah: Hello!
Monkeyman: 'Lo, Selah.
* Monkeyman is surprised that nobody has asked for the totals yet.
wintermute: So, what other juiciness was there?
Rivikah: right. Ok...so what was the total awake time without line of sight to Sosi?
TOM: SELAH
Monkeyman: As in, total number and average duration of hugs, kisses, and times holding hands.
Rivikah: pff. those are boring
Monkeyman: Riv: Hmm. Probably a few hours.
ahmoacah: Because we know what you're going to say for those.
wintermute: Monkey: All the time?
Monkeyman: LOL
Monkeyman: ahm: The real question is, would anyone believe my answers?
Rivikah: that would depend what they were
ahmoacah: Well, you'd better ask him.
nomie: Wow, I didn't know squirrels could survive a direct hit from artillery fire.
wintermute: nomie: WHAT?
nomie: Nothing.
nomie: Heh. "'Tactics' and 'Canadian military' just don't mix well together."
Selah: nomie: You don't say stuff like that and then say "nothing". Rule 6.
Monkeyman: 5, 1.5 seconds; 0, n/a; 1, 15 seconds.
Monkeyman: AND THAT'S MY FINAL ANSWER
Monkeyman: Now somebody give me some useful motivations to get my work done.
Selah: Hee.
nomie: Monkey: Sorry, often I can't find any for myself.
ahmoacah: Is that your FINAL ANSWER?
wintermute: Only 15 seconds holding hands? You lie!
nomie: Selah: Um.
Monkeyman: wm: IS TROO
wintermute: NO IT ISN'T!
* Monkeyman = NOT A scungeMONKEY
Monkeyman: wm: That was in there. :-p
Monkeyman: OK, I'm not a scungemonkey either. Apparently, the PNF is in full force.
wintermute: No, kisses and smoochies are different.
TOM: Mm: Okay, okay. The REAL number. ;-P
Monkeyman: wm: Oh, sorry. 0, n/a.
ahmoacah: wm: You know, if you have 0 kisses, the average time is actually FOREVAR.
wintermute: ahmo: Very true....
ChrisA: ahmo: How so?
ChrisA: Is it not NAN?
Monkeyman: ahm: Only true to an engineer.
ahmoacah: Chris: SHUT UP
ahmoacah: wm: You know, if you have 0 kisses, the average time is actually FOREVAR.
wintermute: ahmo: Very true....
ChrisA: ahmo: How so?
ChrisA: Is it not NAN?
Monkeyman: ahm: Only true to an engineer.
ahmoacah: Chris: SHUT UP
ahmoacah: Monkey: But you ARE one.
Monkeyman: ChrisA: Depends on who you ask.
ChrisA: hamo: OK, sorry.
* Rivikah knows exactly the kind of trip Monkey had
ChrisA: *ahmo
Monkeyman: ahm: I'll go with that, but only if you let me say that zero times infinity is zero.
ahmoacah: Man. You can't tease a body without getting naysayed around here.
Monkeyman: Riv: I hope that means what I think it means.
ahmoacah: Monkey: Well, it is.
Rivikah: it means I'm stalking you of course.
Monkeyman: ahm: Well, it can be. But not if you ask the wrong mathematician. 
ahmoacah has left.
Monkeyman has left.
ahmoacah has entered.
Monkeyman has entered.
ahmoacah has entered.
Rivikah: actually that's not what it means....but that's a good enough answer for the purposes of this conversation
Monkeyman has entered.
wintermute: Riv: Can't you think of more exiting people to stalk?
Monkeyman: Riv: 
ahmoacah: Riv: Do you leave him BREAD?
ahmoacah: HELLO CHAT I AM STILL HERE
nomie: Interesting, there.
wintermute has left.
Rivikah: hmm...is that where my bread went?
nomie: I have crackers!
wintermute has entered.
Selah: ahm: You entered twice! So did Mm! O_o
ahmoacah: I'm memoing. I've seen it before.
Monkeyman: Riv: If you continue to stalk me, I'll be forced to flirt with you. You have been warned.
Rivikah: pff. I didn't apply for the job in Calgary this afternoon
wintermute: You did it this morning?
Rivikah: I didn't at all
Rivikah: hmm...I don't appear to know what I'm doing any more...bah.
ahmoacah: Feh. I'm having all kinds of net troubles.
* ahmoacah beats up Yahoo! for being stupid.
ChrisA: * Yahoo! dies! for! being! stupid.
Wormwood has left.
ahmoacah: What should I do with my evening?
wintermute: ahmo: Taunt monkeys?
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Beasty: Mm: So, tell, you met Sosi and what?...
Monkeyman: Yep.
Monkeyman: That's about all there is to tell.
Beasty: Is that all?
Monkeyman: Honest.
Beasty: Don't believe you.
Monkeyman: I'm a good boy.
Monkeyman: And she's a good girl.
wintermute: Beasty: There were infinatly long smoochies, apparently.
Beasty: Uhuh, yeah, right.
Beasty: wm: THAT I believe.
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* Beasty is reading Sosiqui's acount of the weekend. He hasn't the part with the HOT SMOOCHIES in yet, but he knows it's there...
ChrisA: ahmo: Yes, NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO.
Beasty: *found
ahmoacah: Am I not allowed to go home?
ChrisA: Of course you are. Just let's see someone try to stop you!
wintermute: Beasty: I think she edited them out.
ahmoacah: So why all the NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO?
ChrisA: I don't kNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOw.
Beasty: wm: Yeah? Curse those censors!
Myrth has left.
wintermute: Yeah. And the love between an alien race and a monkey is a beautiful thing, too.
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Sosiqui has entered.
Kaz: Hi Sosiqui!
Sosiqui: Hey peoples, once again.
Sosiqui: Ooh, memos.
Selah: Hi, Sosi!
* Sosiqui realizes those were memos from earlier. Nevermind.
wintermute: SOSI!
Brunnen-G: I hate it when that happens.
Loryc has left.
* Sosiqui sees her name in the LAST (er... first?) line in the buffer.
wintermute: Sosi: I archived Mm's Description of the MonkeyLove for you.
Loryc has entered.
Monkeyman: I'm innocent. Honest.
Sosiqui: Explain.
Kaz: Sosiqui: Okay. For some reason now your name sort of looks like "Sosi-squeee" to me. I blame that on some conversation in Rinkchat a few nights ago. 
Sosiqui: AIEE DOG ATTACK.
* Sosiqui is pounced and slobbered upon by Belle-doggie.
Monkeyman: Belle, settle.
Sosiqui: Mm: LOL
Sosiqui: Mm: She's smart, but she can't read.... also, she left.
Kaz: Sosiqui: Awww, how... cute. I think. Is Belle-slobber cute?
Sosiqui: She pounced on me and ran off immediately.
Selah: This is why cats 0wn dogs. Cats don't attack and slobber. Mostly.
Sosiqui: Kaz: Yeah, she's pretty cute.
Sosiqui: Just very very hyperactive right now, far more so than normal.
Monkeyman: Belle French-kissed me.
* Sosiqui snickers.
Brunnen-G: Ok, that suddenly explains why Sosiqui doesn't like the idea of French kissing.
Loryc has left.
Kaz: Monkeyman: You haven't been feeding that dog a lot of sugar while you were there, did you? And... OH MY!
Selah: 
I do NOT like the image that brings to mind.
Loryc has entered.
Selah: LOL.
Brunnen-G: It doesn't *have* to involve a slobbery dog, you understand.
Monkeyman: LOL
* Sosiqui doesn't like the idea of french kissing on principle. Other people's tongues = DO NOT BELONG IN HER MOUTH.
Monkeyman: I shouldn't laugh at that, but it was funny.
Kaz: Sosiqui: Or dog tongues, I assume.
Monkeyman: Sosi: What about dog's tongues?
Sosiqui: Kaz: Right.